So awhile ago mum saw that Hugh Laurie was coming to Canberra and bullied me into getting tickets (oh the horror) but at the time i had no money so they got the tickets for me and dad and it was really sweet of them and holy crap i’m going to be in the same room as Hugh Laurie on Tuesday and i can’t fucking believe it!
Yo dawgz, I'm a hip and a hoppin' and I like to watch television and pretend like I can successfully finish things instead of just starting them. Most of my favourite characters are dead, I still talk about them a lot.
Ask me most things, I don't know the answer to everything you know.
Submit to the will of your Lord and Master
I also enjoy pretty people.
If you can't stand the sight of Anthony Head you should probably re-evaluate your choice of blogs.
Imagine Person C of your OT3 wakes up to find themselves handcuffed to the bed, completely naked. They see Person A and Person B standing at the foot of the bed and, once they notice Person C has woken up, they begin to touch/kiss them sensually. Eventually, they pretend that they’ve had enough and begin to leave the room. Even though Person C starts begging/demanding that they continue, Person A and Person B decide to leave them there anyway. And, ‘to be nice’, they leave a porn film playing on the TV, knowing full-well that Person C can’t do anything because of the handcuffs. Person C gets their revenge later.
DRAWING MOUTHS IS HARD!
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”